A review of an Inner Region feast

A review of an Inner Region royal feast

I was invited to a splendid royal feast at King Sners fortress! It was an immense room filled with hundreds of guests, 17 fireplaces made of rock golem limbs (I counted them all!). For the appetizer I had giant spider eyes dipped in monkey pus. The flavor reminded me of Aunt Edna’s famous meatloaf casserole, after it had been rolled in by the dog. Next up was slime soup. You could pick from all the different slimes in both the Inner Region and the Outer Region! I chose an orange one. A few minutes later the server (who was an ork) came back with a bowl of this orangey, sticky goo. What came next was salad. It appeared to be made of lots of walking flowers; soon the server came by with a grating tool and offered me shredded fawns hooves! What I was most excited for was the main course, which turned out to be a eurolf, which is a turtle’s body with wolves’ legs and an eagles head! It smelled like rotten eggs with wet dog. It came with a hydras heart on the side! That green glumpy mess reminded me of month old rotten green slime. I think that I was supposed to dip it in a minotaurs tears. The best part was the bongberry pie, which was dessert. I just love bongberry! That juicy, purple berry is the best thing ever! If you would like to know what it tastes similar to… well… it is hard to tell what the taste actually resembles. After the feast was over, everyone had to give King Sner a gift. I had not known about this so I gave him my titanium sword and shield, he seemed pleased at what I gave him.